Where to put this?

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I also have  a separate stupid bright hand held light in your bedroom also…..with spare batteries

We both have CloudDefense rechargeable lights, I like the Modlight better (long story) but they are stupid expensive. However, the offspring all have a Modlight with spare batteries

Plan on your cell phone being inop, some home invaders are using jammers…..

Well that's a new one, jammers. We'd have been better off keeping the POTS infrastructure alive.