Snowpocalyps at my house!!!

No. No I don't. I grew up where snow flakes got as big as pie plates. I live at a much lower elevation these days and we have had snow about ten times in the last 23 years. Anywhere from 3" to 9". Where I grew up we only measured it in feet. It would be the damp cold from your area that would be the killer. We had dry cold.